the-blackdaria:

lovelylilli:

babeobaggins:

nothing will ever be as funny as this is

Ooooooooookkkkkkkkk…..

LMFAOOOOOOOOO

Everytime lmaoo

"I wonder who’s gonna be by my side in 10 years"
(via silly-luv)

dutchster:

odolnost:

if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pissed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends

legalize dog marriage

sexilicious-addict:

A few times has he made me lose my voice and body go limp. He fucked me that good. I can only wheeze out some soft words. I’m like a broken fuck doll.
sexilicious-addict:

Nothing like a good pounding.
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baeritt0:

the-evanescent-mind:

thank god for b&w


hella gay, hella attractive
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  • Larry: OMGyou cheated on me how coULd yOU!!!11!!!1! you evil lesbian BITCh dIE
  • Larry: *fucks best friend's wife*
  • Larry: but its true love why are you mad give us your blessing its not fair D: D: D:
  • sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)
    freespirit-ism:

like the super gay version of Tatiana Maslany
    confectionerybliss:

Ice Cream French Toast | Two Peas And Their Pod
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    amazed:

I follow everyone back!

    snorlaxatives:

    shootingstarm:

    snorlaxatives:

    does anyone else remember how fucking ugly timmy turner was in jimmy neutrons universe

    image

    I actually think Jimmy Neutron is uglier.

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    assgod:

YOU CAN TELL HE’S SO PROUD OF HIMSELF AND SO AM I